Man I just typed a big long list of totally bitchy stuff and now it won't show up here.

I hate that!

 

<< I hate stepping in dog crap, Fart muffler cars(rice burners), Star and Tribune`s anti ATV newspaper. Tree huggers that actually believe two- strokes are what is causing all the pollution, whiney chicks, No beer, Almost every driver in my state, FORD >>

(gasp!) Jason454....are we....brothers?

 

<< hey Chet I want some of whay you`ve been smoking >>



Oh sorry, I am fresh out.

I still have nothing to complain about.

I think I will go outside and find something to complain about.

Later,

Chet

 

Be careful out there CHet....one could easily loose his balance.

 

My List:

1. People that look at me like im nuts when i say &quot;Thank you&quot;
Hey im a southern boy and my momma brought me up right thank you very much
2. Yankees ( sorry guys )
3. Not being able to buy beer past midnight
4. Quad breaking down 10 minutes after I get on the river
5. Roadblocks
6. People that think all Southerners are &quot;rednecks&quot;
7. People that think that US as AMERICANS need to change.... I DONT HAVE TO CHANGE MY COUNTRY TO FIT YOU! you are guest in MY country.... SO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND DONT EXPECT ANYTHING FROM ME BECAUSE I DONT OWE YOU $H1T!!
8. The big businesses that drive the little guys out of business
9. People that are closing our lands a little bit more day by day.
10. People that have closed-minds!

 

Let's try this again.

-Ordering parts from a dealership and waiting for two weeks for them, finally getting tired of waiting for them to call, so you call them and they forgot to order your stuff.

-Guys we ride with bringing their girlfriends, and then complain all day about getting dirty and having to use a porta potty.

-People who think the urinal in a porta potty is really for poopin in.

-The single ply, non perforated, non skiddin toilet paper in porta potties.

-Clipping through the woods at mach 5 and thinkin to yourself that your bike needs to be faster. This happening right before you clip the tree you weren't paying attention to because you thought you needed to be faster.

-People that want you to call them when you go ride and then complain all day about where you went.

-People that complain about riding in the same places but don't take the time to look for new places to ride, then when you do they complain about those too.

-That split second right before you crash(usually resulting in flipping, rolling, and some form of being dismounted from your quad)and have time to think about how bad it's going to hurt.

-My quad running over or landing on me in the same wreck.

-Paying for damage to quad in said wreck, and the week or better it takes to recuperate.

-Screwing my shoulder up to the point of having to have surgery on it, and the following six months of NO riding and rehab.

-Men that are amazed when you tell them you ride a banshee.

-The same guys wanting to go ride with you and when they realize that you can actually ride it not just sit on it getting mad and not wanting to ride with you anymore.

-Police being around when they don't need to be, and never being around when they are needed.

-My neighbor calling the cops on me for running my quad up and down the alley behind my house to do a plug check.

-The city for not paving the potholed said alley because they say it's not actually a street. If it's not actually a street why do the cops keep showing up.

-14 mins for starting this stupid thread, because now im addicted to it.

-Redneck hillbillies that think it's cool to pipe shot you when you drive by with their loud trucks.

-People with $7000 of stereo equipment and wheels on a $500 car.

-Punk kids that ride up and down the street all night with the loud stereos keeping me up when I have to get up at 5am.

-Crack heads at the sand dunes that spend all night and half the morning trying to tune a buggy so that it will run, and keeping me up. Then to see the buggy go out for 20 min only to be towed back, and the vicious cycle to start all over again.

-Whiny girls that want to go ride with their boyfriends, and then complain the whole time.

-A lot of the things that everyone has already mentioned.

 

I hate Dutch people... We're always making fun of people right infront of their faces and they have no idea what we are saying.

P.S. I have the right to say that. Notice I did say WE make fun of people... If yall still don't get it, I'M DUTCH!!!

Jennifer - About that split second before you wreck... I agree with you there. It's the confusion that p!sses me off. I can practically have an hour long conversation with myself about how I need to fall, wondering why that @ss hole moved over causing me to land on him, hoping the quad will end up being ok, and hoping the wreck will atleast look cool, and I do all that in about .000001 seconds.

I also hate not being able to see my wreck. That was mainly my thoughts right before the wreck that broke my nose. You know how when something hits your nose, it makes your eyes water? It kind of sucked that the EMT guys had to take off my helmet because it probably looked like I was crying. I promise I wasn't. With all the adreniline flowing, you don't really even feel anything until the next day.

 

14mins what do you mean abut the golf courses, they don't let you ride on them in Texas?
Since I said that...getting caught.
People in too big of a hurry that ride your butt in the passing lane because you aren't doing 20 mph over the speed limit.

 

95 emails at once from atvconnection, most of em about this thread. How many times do I have to know someone replied to a single thread.

 

<< Be careful out there CHet....one could easily loose his balance. >>



When you have a Raptor you learn how to balance your weight around on the machine real good.

I found something to complain about.

I hate deer flies. Why is it they always land near your mouth and then you end up slapping yourself.

Chet