KERMIT CHATTER
#3061
09-18-2006, 05:30 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Morning Kermit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Has anyone ever accused Miss Piggy of having a frog in her throat? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Morning Kermit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Has anyone ever accused Miss Piggy of having a frog in her throat? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
A kiss will transform a toad into a Prince...
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] oh nevermind [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
#3063
10-03-2006, 08:09 AM
Supersock
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#3064
10-09-2006, 10:03 PM
#3065
10-09-2006, 10:22 PM
Supersock
Hired Gun!
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#3066
10-20-2006, 09:02 AM
Supersock
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#3067
10-20-2006, 12:44 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
arms. Well, Lena is hired
at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at
8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get
there the line is so backed up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The 2
men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around
two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the
arms. Well, Lena is hired
at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at
8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the
Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the
whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this
for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get
there the line is so backed up
that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're
really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The 2
men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around
two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After
several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches
Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I
think you misunderstood the
instructions I gave you yesterday..."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
#3068
10-30-2006, 08:20 AM
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
#3069
11-09-2006, 06:54 PM
