You really should get charged for that sand you got for FREE. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

Thanks Uncle Scooter & Ripper [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Scooter I would be happy to cross a county line or two!
I hate to say I have landed in a higher rate bracket for life insurance rates this year. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

 

I better check and make sure it wasn't KSI sand. He has that marked, doesn't he?

 

Yeah its kinda marked and just in the knick of time looks like.

That's funny too- I'm sorry, I'm getting too much pleasure out of this....I need to repent.

But not today [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

Well it's Friday. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

You're not gonna repent on a Friday are ya Ripper? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

I'm not too worried about repenting. I'm pretty sure I haven't pented yet. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

I'm feeling pent up.
Time to let off some steam..... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] (PILE O.) STEAMING SCHITT [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] ok, read on...

WHO IS JACK SCHITT ?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You
don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
respond in an intellectual way.


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Needeep N.Schitt, Inc. They
had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.

The deeply religious couple produced six children:
Holie Schitt, Giva
Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.. After being married 15 years, Jack
and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her
previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married
Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather
nervous disposition
named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt, were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens
nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
Byrd,and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,'
you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

 

Thanks DD. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]


That certainly was a lot of..............valuable information. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

 

Yes, KSI's is the sand with a little BS mixed in with it.

 

Whatha Schitt!? You were missed.
Nice to see you surface RL [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

My office went and filtered this site. Kind of hard to keep up in the evenings. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]