Like pa said, "don't trust anything that bleeds for a week, and lives."

 

now that's the truth. my wife is so nice that when i blew my bike up she went out and got here a bike with the money i saved up to get a raptor.

 

I want to brag about your wife too DSAAP. J/K
Mine is pretty good too, she lets me spend as much as I can afford on my quad as long as she has the fastest chick quad in the group. She made me buy her a new Z400 because her warrior was not cutting it! She rides fast too!

 

Gary660R- this is true if she is very selfish, but a man should know his wifes personality and desposition before he marries her. I guess I am fortunate to have a wife who gives back to me as much as I give to her.

 

O MY GOD!! Thats great!! I laught for an hour!! My wife came in to see whats so funny, and she punched me! She said I was grounded from riding this weekend. Thanks allot a$$h0le.

 

On the South Park movie "Bigger, Longer and Uncut", Mr Garrison says nearly the same thing about the "Mothers Against Canada".

"I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."