missed a key ;(

 

i got one for ya. yesturday, i fliped my quad on snow and ice. i didnt know it was posible to do that [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

When I first got my quad I borrowed a tilt trailer from a friend to tow my kids and my quads to go riding. At the end of the day it was wet cold and snowy while we were loading up. I got my quad half way up the tilt trailer and the wheels started spinning. Like a newbie I gunned the gas rather than back off. Well, the wheels grabbed and my quad lurched forward, the trailer tilted down, and the quad kept going over the front rail and off the trailer and right through the back window of my old landcruiser...........

$300 to replace that window, my kids laughing at me, my wife pissed off about my new expensive hobby, LOL....I was so mad, I literally grabbed the quad and threw it back onto the trailer, the back wheels were on the trailer and the front wheels were through my back window. 600lbs of quad feels very light when you are so pissed off you have retarded strength.

 

I know what your saying about the retart strength.................lmao, thats a great story

 

Me and my buddy used to pull a skateboard deck (laying chest down) behind my warrior and see who could throw the person off the fastest, i ended up winning after i threw him over a ditch and into a creek.

 

Something fun for me others may think it was dumb.....

THis is not very orignal except for the equipment.. well im still sick after finding out when i told my cousin to hold my hand warmer thing( Hot Hands2) i turned around and he had his hands down his pants using them to warm his..... peanuts..lol.. well back to the subject and getting that out of my mind :vomits:.

Ok well my grandpa has this HUGE field with like 20 goats.. on one corner of the feild is old broken stuff.. bath tubs, sinks, tires, wood panels, stuff that slide good on frozen ground.. well the ground was crunchy frozen.. we had no rope but we found an old extention cord[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img].. well we could take the easy way on the other corner is like the town grill dump... and for some reason a life preserver.. we ripped off a couple of grill lids well we tied it to my grab bar with the cord and to the lid handle.. with thinking about how old the grills were i punched it... the handle came flying off and put a big indintion in the back of my helmet.. god im glad i wore that today.. well new bright idea... get another lid and u the handle like a ski rope handle... this time i took it easy.. as i saw the rope lift up i punched it again.. stupid cuz the grill lid sat still and he went face first into the ground AND DIDNT LET GO!!! i didnt look back... i went about 100 yds before stoping.... i deserved this black eye... well we got the bath tub and tied it up that was good fun untill... once again dumb cuz.. held on to the side of a fiberglass bath tub... needless to say i turned the tub flipped.. and cut his fingers wide open... i also deserved the bruise on my stomach and this 4 little blood slits on my shirt... im fine.. my cuz is still alive.. i think.. well l8r.

 

dumbest thing i ever did was with my ds it was snowing, cold and i was flying across this guys field that has a huge strait down drop off well it looks all flat and u cant even see the drop off till u get there well i hit that drop off going well over 40mph went strait down i got the front end up and SLAMMED onto the gravel road i thought i was gone but the ds suspension saved me.

 

why did that cost so much? what year was it i had a 78, put a 302 in it. i have to say it was a beast [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Before ATV's, there were snowmobiles... and I had one of my own.. I used to go blasting up the road, and back towards the house on it because the road was nice and packed down ice... Well here I am applying brakes (not a good idea on sheet ice) aiming directly for my dad's blacktop driveway that I had just shoveled clean.. and the machine was drifting sideways... notice I never mentioned it was slowing down? It didn't. So hear I am leaning way over to what is going to end up being the high side.. and knowing it is going to hurt... when I hit the dry pavement, I am catapulted into the air, with arms and legs straight out from the centrifugal force like I am doing cartwheels 15 feet off the ground... and landing with a thud about 3 feet from where I started... Yes it hurt... but my dad's bushes broke the fall.... well sort of... I did have to pull my head out of the drifts though... Got up, and refired the machine and road off with aches and pains in places I didn't think were possible. I didn't know you could "pull" a groin muscle at that age... but I guess you can. Sure upset my girlfriend for a while....