you might be a polaris rider if you 4-wheeler has nicer rims ad tires than your truck!

 

You have just used a a whole bottle of Armor All on your Polaris after your ride.

 

You might be a Polaris rider if........

*you're riding with a pack of other atv's and can smell burning plastic- and you're in front!


*Your mud stuck friend uses your rear bumper as a tree to winch out of a mud hole.


*you actually pay attention to weight limmits posted on foot bridges... and contemplate how you'd get out of the ditch once you break through it- as you're riding over it!

 

That last one is funny. I've gone over a few bridges that I just goosed the throttle and shot over. I didn't want the quad's weight and mine to break the bridges. I ended up on a MX trail accidently and of all things had to cross a deep stream on a suspension bridge where there was rope running through 4x4s to make the bottom planking. Talk about a weird sensation... All I could picture is the bridge collapsing and the quad going down in the 6-7' deep coffee colored water.... This was my, "trail of death", outing.

 

The last one is funny for me too. All three telephone pole and plank bridges are pretty rickety on the trails we usually hit, and I'm always nervous about taking the 850 across, visualizing a plank giving way, and the another, and so on until the quad flips off the bridge.

 

I'll have to post a pic of the foot bridge I cross- it's 15' over a rocky river, spans about 30' and bows in the center as you ride across it!


I wanted to add a few more-
You might be a Polaris rider if........

*Your Sportsman has better control in 2' of snow while in 2wd then other atv's in 4wd-

*you bust a tail gate support cable as you unload (roll) your sportsman off the tailgate!

oh and... when you f*** up bad with the wife and before she tells you "you're sleeping in the shed" you're already heading out mid sentence with riding gear, a pillow and buds waiting for you on the trail

 

Ya might be a Polaris rider if ya give your quad tires more attention then your own vehicle.

Its been awhile since I last checked my tire pressure I just look at it kick it but all my ATV ITPs are all 7 PSI baby! wheeew heew!

R'

 

You may be a polaris rider when your driving your truck down the road and you see a atv
in the back of another truck your hoping it's a sportsman.

 

You might be a Polaris owner when you jokingly say, "You've got a Polaris Sportsman X2? What a piece of garbage", while you are sitting on yours.

 

When your quad uses more fuel than you truck does!