And the old lady is sleeping and emitting this noxious odor from her *** and she don't even know it. I can't stand it-backflip or no backflip, I'm going out in the other room.....latah...

 

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] a little to much info[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

 

Well, Happy St. Patricks day![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

Sounds like she needs a new exhaust system[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

 

HAHAHA!!

 

my woman is doing the same thing!!! it seems i am in the same situation every night,typing away while the woman is snoring,mumbling,f@rting,and tossing and turning! well at least we have the f@rting thing in common

 

I hope shes got a spark arrester or watch out!!

 

LOL...I wonder what she would think if she knew you shared that with the net? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

 

haha imagine that!!! youd be s@rewed!!!!!

 

O.K. STAY CALM. there is a solution to this! slowly uncover her bottom. get an old newspaper. roll it up into a tight long bar. this is where it gets tricky!!!
light the paper, and stay clear of the crack with your body! now, slowly move the lit paper twards her bottom. when her bottom explodes, yell at her for shooting flames out her a$$!!
if possible, please record this to video so we can all share in this precious moment, heehee!
may the force be with you!