KERMIT CHATTER
#1681
03-16-2006, 04:46 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
For that price I would have rather seen Willie-- maybe he would've shared the good stuff..lol
I think we would have a better time if we combined our $, get some booze and begged some poor men souls to shake it like a salt shaker for us-- I bet I could find a crown royal bag they could use to cover their "jewels"-- I want control of the gold string though [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Ripper
Got the address! Same place Willie played.
Tickets sell for 32.00 and 21.00 till 9:00 2night.
$35 and $25 at the door.
Not sure about booze...yet...no one answering the phone.
doors open 6:00 FRIDAY 06/17.
At the risk of sounding cheep...I think I would rather have something CHROME (like a Viking helmet!) or LACY!
We could go to Riley's...then Victoria's Secret...and still come home to our men drunk and horny! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Ripper
Got the address! Same place Willie played.
Tickets sell for 32.00 and 21.00 till 9:00 2night.
$35 and $25 at the door.
Not sure about booze...yet...no one answering the phone.
doors open 6:00 FRIDAY 06/17.
At the risk of sounding cheep...I think I would rather have something CHROME (like a Viking helmet!) or LACY!
We could go to Riley's...then Victoria's Secret...and still come home to our men drunk and horny! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I think we would have a better time if we combined our $, get some booze and begged some poor men souls to shake it like a salt shaker for us-- I bet I could find a crown royal bag they could use to cover their "jewels"-- I want control of the gold string though [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1682
03-16-2006, 04:47 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
Nah, I'd just do her again then not admit it.
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Coyote ugly= Wake up with you arm around her neck...you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
Originally posted by: TXduneripper statistically speaking, that was probably the consensus before the consumption of alcohol! Surely you've taken one for the team at some point or other Scooter haha
LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
#1683
03-16-2006, 04:49 PM
#1684
03-16-2006, 04:54 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
For that price I would have rather seen Willie-- maybe he would've shared the good stuff..lol
I think we would have a better time if we combined our $, get some booze and begged some poor men souls to shake it like a salt shaker for us-- I bet I could find a crown royal bag they could use to cover their "jewels"-- I want control of the gold string though [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Ripper
Got the address! Same place Willie played.
Tickets sell for 32.00 and 21.00 till 9:00 2night.
$35 and $25 at the door.
Not sure about booze...yet...no one answering the phone.
doors open 6:00 FRIDAY 06/17.
At the risk of sounding cheep...I think I would rather have something CHROME (like a Viking helmet!) or LACY!
We could go to Riley's...then Victoria's Secret...and still come home to our men drunk and horny! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Ripper
Got the address! Same place Willie played.
Tickets sell for 32.00 and 21.00 till 9:00 2night.
$35 and $25 at the door.
Not sure about booze...yet...no one answering the phone.
doors open 6:00 FRIDAY 06/17.
At the risk of sounding cheep...I think I would rather have something CHROME (like a Viking helmet!) or LACY!
We could go to Riley's...then Victoria's Secret...and still come home to our men drunk and horny! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
I think we would have a better time if we combined our $, get some booze and begged some poor men souls to shake it like a salt shaker for us-- I bet I could find a crown royal bag they could use to cover their "jewels"-- I want control of the gold string though [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Hair, bashful, JEWELS...sounds like IMPERIAL to me!
Please Scooter bring the new toy hauler out to meet Sampson and ride!! Pretty Phuleeeeese!!
#1685
03-16-2006, 04:56 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
see how you ALTER BOYS are...give her the full 8...4"x2 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
Nah, I'd just do her again then not admit it.
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Coyote ugly= Wake up with you arm around her neck...you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
Originally posted by: TXduneripper statistically speaking, that was probably the consensus before the consumption of alcohol! Surely you've taken one for the team at some point or other Scooter haha
LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
That's toooo funny [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
FB-- hope you've got some tough skin...we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
#1686
03-16-2006, 05:00 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper FB-- hope you've got some tough skin...we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
#1687
03-16-2006, 05:01 PM
#1688
03-16-2006, 05:04 PM
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
That's toooo funny [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
FB-- hope you've got some tough skin...we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
see how you ALTER BOYS are...give her the full 8...4"x2 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
Nah, I'd just do her again then not admit it.
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
Coyote ugly= Wake up with you arm around her neck...you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
Originally posted by: TXduneripper statistically speaking, that was probably the consensus before the consumption of alcohol! Surely you've taken one for the team at some point or other Scooter haha
LOL! There isn't enough beer in the world.
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and at 10 i woke up with a 2.
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but sure woke up with a few.
That's toooo funny [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
FB-- hope you've got some tough skin...we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
#1689
03-16-2006, 05:11 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
~~~~~~biting tongue HARD~~~~~~~[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Ripper HGTV has extreme YACHT show tonight...we are still $hopping for the ultimate toy right?
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
Ripper HGTV has extreme YACHT show tonight...we are still $hopping for the ultimate toy right?
#1690
03-16-2006, 05:24 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
hell yeah- I anticipate winning the lottery this weekend [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
~~~~~~biting tongue HARD~~~~~~~[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Ripper HGTV has extreme YACHT show tonight...we are still $hopping for the ultimate toy right?
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
we like to dish it out to these men-- you up for it?
Ripper HGTV has extreme YACHT show tonight...we are still $hopping for the ultimate toy right?
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