KERMIT CHATTER
#1701
03-16-2006, 05:50 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
FB, I ain't paying nothing. Everybody knows I can use either hand. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
FB, I ain't paying nothing. Everybody knows I can use either hand. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
#1702
03-16-2006, 05:52 PM
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
#1703
03-16-2006, 05:54 PM
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"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men". Willy Wonka: 1971
Cigars! Earth ne'eer did breed such a jovial weed.
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KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
FB, I ain't paying nothing. Everybody knows I can use either hand. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
FB, I ain't paying nothing. Everybody knows I can use either hand. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
#1704
03-16-2006, 05:54 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Samson, you're the closest. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
My home remedy for depression: smack the nearest man-- it always makes me feel better [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
My home remedy for depression: smack the nearest man-- it always makes me feel better [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
#1705
03-16-2006, 05:54 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
oh gee....sooooo soooooory Sampson...I flinched!
the eye swelling has gone down...here darlin...let me get you some ice and a steak.
oh poooooor baby~~~~slap a t-bone on his eye~~~~~~
#1706
03-16-2006, 05:58 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
SMACK!!!
oh gee....sooooo soooooory Sampson...I flinched!
the eye swelling has gone down...here darlin...let me get you some ice and a steak.
oh poooooor baby~~~~slap a t-bone on his eye~~~~~~
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
oh gee....sooooo soooooory Sampson...I flinched!
the eye swelling has gone down...here darlin...let me get you some ice and a steak.
oh poooooor baby~~~~slap a t-bone on his eye~~~~~~
Smack! I used to like those Sonic commercials but they've been giog downhill.
Now get ya' a$$ back in the kitchen, Woman! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#1707
03-16-2006, 06:00 PM
#1708
03-16-2006, 06:00 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Yeah, but read the fine print. Apparently that all stops after the wedding. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
#1709
03-16-2006, 06:00 PM
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
#1710
03-16-2006, 06:03 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: Scootergptx
Why do I have to go buy cat litter? It's not even my cat technically. Can't the stupid cat just crap in the toilet, like on Meet the Parents?
Why do I have to go buy cat litter? It's not even my cat technically. Can't the stupid cat just crap in the toilet, like on Meet the Parents?
why can't men pick up their undies when they get in the shower?? That's right...some questions are just unanswerable!