KERMIT CHATTER
#1691
03-16-2006, 05:34 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin[b]WANTED: DECKHANDS, COOK, FIRSTMATE, CAPTIAN, CABIN BOYS, DISHWASHER, BUNK MATES, BUTLERS, BARTENDER, ENTERTAINERS for work on exclusive cruise YACHT. All applications will be given immediate attention!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Women are too complicated. Here's my ad:
Wanted: Attractive female nympho
#1692
03-16-2006, 05:38 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
Women are too complicated. Here's my ad:
Wanted: Attractive female nympho
Originally posted by: DuneDragin[b]WANTED: DECKHANDS, COOK, FIRSTMATE, CAPTIAN, CABIN BOYS, DISHWASHER, BUNK MATES, BUTLERS, BARTENDER, ENTERTAINERS for work on exclusive cruise YACHT. All applications will be given immediate attention!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Please forward application, picture and application processing fee to ******. Processing fees can be paid with Visa, M/C, Money Order, Western Union, Bank Transfer, or Cash. PAY BUDDY Accepted!
Women are too complicated. Here's my ad:
Wanted: Attractive female nympho
#1693
03-16-2006, 05:39 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
I just depressed myself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
#1694
03-16-2006, 05:41 PM
#1695
03-16-2006, 05:42 PM
#1696
03-16-2006, 05:42 PM
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
KERMIT CHATTER
FB, I ain't paying nothing. Everybody knows I can use either hand. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
I've mentioned going out to the sand to the wife. She thinks everyone on the inerenet is a mass murderer or something. If she would just read this, she'd come to find out were all just a little freaky. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
#1697
03-16-2006, 05:43 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
#1698
03-16-2006, 05:43 PM
Supersock
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
Hired Gun!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
#1699
03-16-2006, 05:47 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: samsonsworld
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
Originally posted by: TXduneripper
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
Here's my ad:
Wanted SOMEONE to clean my damn house- grocery shop- pay bills- cook my meals- wash the laundry AND put it up [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
apparently I need a wife...that's what those are for isn't it???
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] You said it, not me!
#1700
03-16-2006, 05:49 PM
KERMIT CHATTER
Originally posted by: DuneDragin
I just depressed myself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
I just depressed myself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
There is the downpayment...
How do I buy fuel...made $48.44 THIS MONTH!
Nobody will give a mean old brunette a job with a paycheck...
Well, these SP100 bike parts are not putting theirself up for auction...
Gurrrrr I'm flipping LEAVING now and going to try to focus on the task at hand.
See you guys 2morrow
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
My home remedy for depression: smack the nearest man-- it always makes me feel better [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]