OK... I'll relax a little. BUT I am not going to loosen up the ol sphincter.

 

A WHALE'S TALE!!!--You're gonna love it!!!!

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the
coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had
harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the
ship and blow out our air hole at the same time and it
should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and
quickly sank.

Soon the men were swimming to the safety of the shore.
The male whale was enraged that they were going to get
away and told the female, "Let's swim after
them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming
reluctant to follow him.

"Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I
absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

 

Great story.

Did you also know there are no male octopuses?

Ever heard of an "octocock?

 

Can't you guys over here in the Kawasaki forum keep packardbell on your site? Who let him in the Honda forum any way? He has the same post there.

 

Hey ScootDog,
He's having a flame attack on me in the Honda forum over the same topic it's pretty entertaining though equally as stupid.

 

specta alright you figured it out. good for you

 

some people are alive for one reason.... because its against the law to kill them...

 

A good reason to support selective breeding!!!![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

 

I got one for ya!

What do you call a female peacock?

A Peacunt!

 

Gotta be honest here. I love my P650...didn't buy it for the looks, I wanted the ride, engine and overall capability. It's a great machine...but I was never overly impressed with the appearance. I think Honda has a sharp looking machine in the Rincon. They obviously are taking some cues from Suzuki. Mechanically the Rincon doesn't interest me much other than the tranny design. Any new machine from any manufacturer that pushes the envelope will end up being a good thing for all of us! C'mon Kawasaki, how about some Team Green bright colored plastic for the P650?!?!?!?