Has Cap'n Crunch been into the Captain Morgan's again??

As an outside observer of some of these related threads I find it funny as he!!.
>Sure, I can see GM (one of the world's largest companies) dealing with a one man engine coater out of Alabama who works backdoor deals without a phone number. Engine coating for GM, otherwise known as "I paint waterpumps for the local Oldsmobile dealership." Big deal, a local mental retardation facility here in NE Ohio punches floor mats for Ford.
>Bragging about being THE team to beat at Monster Mountain but then skipping out to go race in some mystery series for a championship where they don't even award points for quads?