Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
#2611
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good." He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking." He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Rancher: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good." He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking." He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Rancher: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
#2612
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Oh boy. Does hoss want photos from cowboys riskay days[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] when i was in the adult industries [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] would you like to see the toys? LMAO
Oh boy. Does hoss want photos from cowboys riskay days[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] when i was in the adult industries [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] would you like to see the toys? LMAO
#2613
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good." He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking." He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Rancher: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Rancher: "This dog don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin alright"
Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)"
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good." He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Rancher: (Look of disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rancher: "Horses don't talk!"
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it goin?"
Horse: "Cool."
Rancher: (an even wilder look of shock)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at rancher)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking." He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Rancher: (total look of amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
Rancher: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
#2614
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Originally posted by: rescuediver...
I know I don't[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] seeing you on your Raptor was enough for me to know, you didn't do to well[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
I know I don't[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] seeing you on your Raptor was enough for me to know, you didn't do to well[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
#2615
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Originally posted by: rescuediver<...
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
HOSS: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?"
HOSS: (stuttering, and hardly able to talk)...... "Th-Th-Them sheep ain't nothin but liars!!!"
naa its why Hoss don't want us talkin to his womens [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] baaaah baaah baaaah
#2616
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Tonights Dinner Story:
My 11-year old poses the question: "Dad, can you guess how much the fattest guy on the earth weighs?" We all threw out tonnage #'s......and he commences to tell us that he weighs approx. 1200 lbs. Well Kyler (6-years old) says, "I bet he has big *****." I thought wifey was going to spew soup out of her nose. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
My 11-year old poses the question: "Dad, can you guess how much the fattest guy on the earth weighs?" We all threw out tonnage #'s......and he commences to tell us that he weighs approx. 1200 lbs. Well Kyler (6-years old) says, "I bet he has big *****." I thought wifey was going to spew soup out of her nose. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
#2617
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Now what are the odds that tomorrow Kyler's in the principal's office? LOL
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#2618
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
Now what are the odds that tomorrow Kyler's in the principal's office? LOL
Now what are the odds that tomorrow Kyler's in the principal's office? LOL
#2619
Ford Crew cabs w/7.3 Diesel
Originally posted by: Whitewater
Tonights Dinner Story:
. Well Kyler (6-years old) says, "I bet he has big *****." I thought wifey was going to spew soup out of her nose. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
Tonights Dinner Story:
. Well Kyler (6-years old) says, "I bet he has big *****." I thought wifey was going to spew soup out of her nose. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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