Ned your wife is dead. your gonna get found out [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] and that song is called "picture" and its on his "cocky" cd. I have it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Although you woulda been better off to buy cheryl crows cd with it on it. i think there is one. anyhow Its playin right now on my puter [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] you know you wanna swoon the ladies you outta break out some milli vanili or old school bobby brown. or BBD (bell biv devoe) I got all the good stuff [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] put em in the Disco tub and play some good old school stuff and they just melt. Its like butta mang.

 

it sounds WAY more enjoyable than rap noise, as long as the pocket knife is extra rusty, and ya throw me in a pit of iodine afterwards.

Yee-haa! and the massage thing, yep, that's kinda one of those new-age sensitive guy things.... ohh, whadda they call it.. ummm, FOREPLAY.. that's it! In our house, foreplay is an elbow to the ribs in the middle of the night followed by, "hey, wake-up!" OR, i try dry-humping the leg like a puppy. but that's the extent of foreplay for real men. none of this sensitive, sweet, massage garbage. i bet you read poetry and use aroma-therapy candle burning while yer doin that massage stuff, don't ya you Seattle pinko !?

 

yes, maude is dead, but this is my sidedish who likes to think of herself as my woman. and none of that fancy-schmancy-romancy crap. mood music for her is head-banging heavy-metal; a real woman!

 

LOL. yup Im a pinko commie all right!!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]
Well ned what can i say foreplay is where its at. I get more enjoyment outta gettin em off from the touch alone. When you can give her multiple O's withought sticking your dilly dally in her hoo haa and not even fiddling the hoo haa you got it whiped. even when she is all I dont wanna tonight i got a headache. I can make that headache go buh bye and make her crave the dilly dally. lol [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

that there Jesse Cook is another one of them dam icicle-head Canadians. Shania Twain, Anne Murray, Bryan Adams and Rush are bad enough, now this guy who's trying to be another Michael Bolton!

multiple what before you hi-diddley-do- do what? Huh? I'm an in-out/repeat if necessary, missionary specialist. I heard maude say "oh, oh, oh Ned" once, so i guess that's what ya mean by multiple "ohs"??

 

I was shaving yesterday mornin and i ended up cuttin off all my facial hair and shavin my head aswell. So i mr clean ya know and i go into the bank to deposit my miniscule 3100 bucks and the bank lady prolly early 40s was hittin on me WTF. i been gettin all these older women. if they only knew IM 28 not 38. i look like an old **** but ya know. sheesh.

 

LOL. Oh Oh Oh ned. I have never heard oh oh oh brian. its always oh god, oh god, OH GOD, OHHHHHH OHHHH OHHH GOOOOODDDDD i say yes? lol [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

 

I had to reload the work system today so I'm late to the game. Plus I got called out in another thread on this forum. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Ok, with Dell, some of their Sales peoples are MORONS. And I've got about a dozen machines from them. Well, some of them are. If they are any good, they end up over in Servers and Storage. I only get Precision Workstation. I pay $300 for 3 years of service, I want to be able to effectively communicate with my support rep. (Dimension support is in India. They tried Precision support for a month and promtply returned it to TX as customers told them they were Number One.) You just have to keep trying, or give up and tell them you're tired of dealing with them. And you're taking their business elsewhere.

I never use those ads they have. The $400 Dell is a myth....at least for my company. I want some damn RAM people! Grrr. ok. I'm done. hehehe.

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Ok you guys are just way too friggin much. LOL

I like "Picture" too so you can all KMA!

So MD did you feel it rocking this morning? It was funny, the first one hit right as a UPS truck started up and took off. I was like WTF? Took me a minute to figure out what it was. I was in the middle of setting up this machine so I had to use another machine to go find out what was up. Looks likes she poppes right about CA-41 & 46 7 mi SSE of Parkfield. The Geologists should be having a field day in Parkfield with all the sensors they have there. The San Andreas was lit up with little 1, 2 and 3 Rictors after that.

For those that don't know, Parkfield, CA is where teh USGS and others believe there is going to be a major earthquake (i.e. The Big One.) at some point and the town is just sensored all to hell. One of these days I'm gonna go there to check out what all is there.

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we have had prolly aseveral hundered earth quakes up to like a 3.? in the last couple days!!! the Volcano is gonna blow baby!!!! wooo whoooo. i remember the last time it went off [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]