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#7511
09-01-2005 | 02:35 AM
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even though you're the glue that holds this thread together, i gotta agree with hoss. forget us and put the nose to the grindstone MD. it'll prolly make this thread dwindle down to a page a month, but that's okay too. we'll still be thinking nasty things about ya, we just won't be posting them.
#7512
09-01-2005 | 02:47 AM
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this joke i heard 2day is just too funny [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img] not to share. I'm gonna sanitize it just enuf so ya don't hafta nuke it MD... besides, Skinner has been way more risque lately.
a male and female whale are swimming the ocean when the male sees a whale boat. he becomes enraged and says, "that's the boat and crew that killed me pappy!!" (hey, he's gotta be a western whale for this thread, okay?). he says to the female, "let's take a deep breath, swim under the boat and blast them outta the water with a big exhale. the boat will smash into a million pieces and that'll be the end of them!". the female agrees and off they go. they swim under the boat with huge lungs-full of air. they let 'er blast and the boat flies 1/2 a mile in the air. it lands and smashes into a million pieces. the male is quite content and then sees the crew clinging to pieces of the wreck, floating debris, etc. he becomes enraged and says to his mate, "lets go eat them!" the female absolutely refuses and swims away. he chases her for an explanation and she finally says, "hey, I promised you a BJ, but there's no way I'm gonna swallow the seamen".
hahahahahahahahaha!!
a male and female whale are swimming the ocean when the male sees a whale boat. he becomes enraged and says, "that's the boat and crew that killed me pappy!!" (hey, he's gotta be a western whale for this thread, okay?). he says to the female, "let's take a deep breath, swim under the boat and blast them outta the water with a big exhale. the boat will smash into a million pieces and that'll be the end of them!". the female agrees and off they go. they swim under the boat with huge lungs-full of air. they let 'er blast and the boat flies 1/2 a mile in the air. it lands and smashes into a million pieces. the male is quite content and then sees the crew clinging to pieces of the wreck, floating debris, etc. he becomes enraged and says to his mate, "lets go eat them!" the female absolutely refuses and swims away. he chases her for an explanation and she finally says, "hey, I promised you a BJ, but there's no way I'm gonna swallow the seamen".
hahahahahahahahaha!!
#7513
09-01-2005 | 04:41 AM
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Originally posted by: powerstroke01
At least you get to drive a kewl car to skewl!
At least you get to drive a kewl car to skewl!
#7514
09-01-2005 | 04:43 AM
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Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
It shouldn't. But you never know with an instructor. Still got your "education stick?" Probably made you turn that in. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Originally posted by: rescuediver
I don't think so[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Think my grade[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] will reflect my different view on life[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
I don't think so[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Think my grade[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] will reflect my different view on life[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
#7516
09-01-2005 | 04:47 AM
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Originally posted by: Whitewater
Damn dude, you better stick with your schooling and forget about us for a while. Don't get sucked in like OFC...um, I think it's too late.
Originally posted by: rescuediver
Uh oh[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] hooked up to the wireless system at the college[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Now, I can access the forums from campus. At least in the library areas. Don't know if that is a good thing or not[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Uh oh[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] hooked up to the wireless system at the college[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Now, I can access the forums from campus. At least in the library areas. Don't know if that is a good thing or not[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Later
Nah, I have an online class too. So, I checked to see if I can use my computer in between classes. That way, I stay ahead of the game[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] Plus I have the house superintendant watching me[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] No time for slacking[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Yea right[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
#7517
09-01-2005 | 04:48 AM
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Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
Oh man SLACKER!
Originally posted by: rescuediver
Uh oh[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] hooked up to the wireless system at the college[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Now, I can access the forums from campus. At least in the library areas. Don't know if that is a good thing or not[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Later
Uh oh[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] hooked up to the wireless system at the college[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] Now, I can access the forums from campus. At least in the library areas. Don't know if that is a good thing or not[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Later
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#7518
09-01-2005 | 04:50 AM
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Originally posted by: confusedbuyer
even though you're the glue that holds this thread together, i gotta agree with hoss. forget us and put the nose to the grindstone MD. it'll prolly make this thread dwindle down to a page a month, but that's okay too. we'll still be thinking nasty things about ya, we just won't be posting them.
even though you're the glue that holds this thread together, i gotta agree with hoss. forget us and put the nose to the grindstone MD. it'll prolly make this thread dwindle down to a page a month, but that's okay too. we'll still be thinking nasty things about ya, we just won't be posting them.
I still have time (I think) to check in for a few minutes each day[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
#7520
09-01-2005 | 06:57 AM
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MD, i think being a mature student makes all the difference. when you hit college at a young age not really knowing what you want, or spending your parents $$, it's almost a waste. you're almost set up to fail in that scenario. but if you know what you want, and you've been to the school of hard knocks, this will be easy. just remember, you're in the pinko lefty world now, so tell 'em what they wanna hear, not necsessarily the truth.
you'll prolly have a bad rep around campus already for the PSD not being a hybrid, or for you not riding a bicycle to school. you're now expected to be ecologically sensitive to the earth's delicate balance. eat tofu. make love, not war. get the picture?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
you'll prolly have a bad rep around campus already for the PSD not being a hybrid, or for you not riding a bicycle to school. you're now expected to be ecologically sensitive to the earth's delicate balance. eat tofu. make love, not war. get the picture?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]