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Originally posted by: Whitewater
I don't know any naughty Mormon girls...they are all "Angels."[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Well okay...define "Naughty." Hey, there should be a single's Ward in your neck of the woods...go check it out...it's better than stalking girls at the Jr. High.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
So are you always the Bridesmaid and never the Bride?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
I don't know any naughty Mormon girls...they are all "Angels."[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] Well okay...define "Naughty." Hey, there should be a single's Ward in your neck of the woods...go check it out...it's better than stalking girls at the Jr. High.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
So are you always the Bridesmaid and never the Bride?[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
You know, calling the areas or whatever Wards just makes me think of a mental ward at a hospital. (If you ask one of my friends all Mormon girls are nuts.)
Looks like I'm on the road tomorrow. Go see the Dr. first thing, then it's off to Tracy, CA, then to Ceres, then back to Fresno. Taking a load of material to Tracy, then to Ceres and bring home a Ditch B*tch as the guys call them from there. Then Monday it's back up to Ceres to pick up the other B*tch and take her in for service.
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Originally posted by: Whitewater
Wow Skinner!!! You're sure using allot of $%#@!^&*(*&^%%$$# tonight. I think Lt. Dan is going to give you a spanking.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Wow Skinner!!! You're sure using allot of $%#@!^&*(*&^%%$$# tonight. I think Lt. Dan is going to give you a spanking.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Naww my folks had hired guns to beat me. Called 2 older brothers. Kicked the crap outta me on a daily basis and when they babysat me they fed me grass & mud and made me wear pantyhose on my head.
Naww my folks had hired guns to beat me. Called 2 older brothers. Kicked the crap outta me on a daily basis and when they babysat me they fed me grass & mud and made me wear pantyhose on my head.
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Originally posted by: Whitewater
Also, is Hellen's last name "Keller?" Now I can see why she's with you...but I guess she can't.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
Also, is Hellen's last name "Keller?" Now I can see why she's with you...but I guess she can't.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by: confusedbuyer
I know your pain Toyo, i got 2 older bros and was the youngest.
I know your pain Toyo, i got 2 older bros and was the youngest.
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Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
I don't want some Canadian chick who will only use me to get a green card. I want ...hell... I don't know what I want. Well, I do, but she got married and had kids a few years ago. LOL. I think her hubby might have a problem with me....
I don't want some Canadian chick who will only use me to get a green card. I want ...hell... I don't know what I want. Well, I do, but she got married and had kids a few years ago. LOL. I think her hubby might have a problem with me....
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Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
Sorry, Homey don't play that way.
Originally posted by: Whitewater
Wow Skinner!!! You're sure using allot of $%#@!^&*(*&^%%$$# tonight. I think Lt. Dan is going to give you a spanking.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
Wow Skinner!!! You're sure using allot of $%#@!^&*(*&^%%$$# tonight. I think Lt. Dan is going to give you a spanking.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
I'm not into that whole church thing though. I guess as your sig says, I could fake it, then I'd be in. Hell, had one Mormon girl, well soon to be, ask me one night if I want to f***. She wanted to one last time before being baptised. I was like WTF? 1) I don't know you, 2) if you're all into being Mormon, and you can't after Sunday, how is it ok to do it on Tuesday night?
I'm not into that whole church thing though. I guess as your sig says, I could fake it, then I'd be in. Hell, had one Mormon girl, well soon to be, ask me one night if I want to f***. She wanted to one last time before being baptised. I was like WTF? 1) I don't know you, 2) if you're all into being Mormon, and you can't after Sunday, how is it ok to do it on Tuesday night?
and Canadian girls= way too high maintenance. they're raised with equality and socialism, so they expect equal rights and are poor order takers. you need an asian girl from the Phillipines, or China or India, where the whole culture and family unit revolves around the MASTER, er, uh, I mean male. you're a god and can do nothing wrong. they serve you and obey commands. did i get it right Hoss? jump in anytime here and help out DQ. BTW, you can also use mail order or the internet to bypass that whole courting/foreplay waste of time. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]