Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
What about Oklahoma? <snicker>

Or better yet...how about Utah? Maybe Hoss even knows em.

Originally posted by: BlackandRedWarrior
MD, Google is a magnificant thing. Toss a few words in and who knows. Also helps to explain to your buddies who've moved 1/2 a country and some stalker chick is able to figure out their address. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

Hint: never have your address listed in the phone book.

Originally posted by: confusedbuyer
actually, the 17 y/o is super polite, hard working kid. she cleans all the dishes every night, not a peep of a complaint. her 2 spoiled brothers fight over her non-stop, and she appeases them. she found a job on her own at Taco Bell, takes bus to/from work. plus keeps up school work. NEVER complains or whines about anything. i really couldn't have it any easier for a teenager. my sons? well, i'm looking for property close to the prison cuz i can see where this is going (j/k). but they have a serious rivalry at 18 months apart, and it's only getting worse.

criminals....? canada?? yep, we'll take them just like the rest of the immigrants and other POS we let in. I'm so glad we've allowed boatloads of vietnamese in here years ago, because now they rival the bikers for total control of the drug trade/grow-ops. yep, cultural diversity, what a wonderful concept. it's so wonderful to add new layers of criminals to your country and then be branded a racist for not agreeing with it. and don't get me wrong, i've got good friends that have immigrated from Poland, Czech, India... but we sure have let in a lot of people that see us a virgion territory for criminal empires.

okay MD, on the house, i've gotta put in tile (wanna come help, i'll take ya for lotsa good rides), gut one bathroom and put soffit over my eaves. that'll pretty much do it. oh yeah, and a day of replacing plugs, switches and a few light fixtures. then we are DONE!

Originally posted by: OneFlyCowboy
Skinner you worry me [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img] seems like in napoleon dynomite "your just jelous, cuz i sit here and talk to hot chicks on the internet all day" was you talkin to some young japanese girls? cuz like 12 is legal there for prostitution. But honestly i didnt read the USC but HOW THE F@CK can they punish you for doing in rome as the romans do??? thats like being charged for smokin weed in amsterdam in the US. NO. Besides. How is the us government gonna know if your off frollicing with some scandanavian teenager? unless the scandanavian goverment turned u over. Really you have nothing to worry about anywhere as long as you dont **** daddy off [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img] [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

Originally posted by: rescuediver


Selling a toy??? OMG [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]


Just for the record I have only sold 1 toy since my oldest was born, in the last 19.5 yrs. Did turn over a few before that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

Dont miss that '79 Can Am 250 very much. Do wish I still had my '73 CZ 250 I had as a teenager though.

Originally posted by: rescuediver


Selling a toy??? OMG [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]


Just for the record I have only sold 1 toy since my oldest was born, in the last 19.5 yrs. Did turn over a few before that. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]

Dont miss that '79 Can Am 250 very much. Do wish I still had my '73 CZ 250 I had as a teenager though.

Originally posted by: confusedbuyer
yep, daughters aren't trampy enough for ya festus. you want dirty-girls, not nice ones.

Originally posted by: mywifesquadI was amazed to be brought up over here. Sort of amazed that I even was here to read it.